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““ Portraits of Women with Vegetable Weapons by Tsuyoshi Ozawa ” ”
@emmypupcake I refuse to let this languish in the tags
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tentacleteapot:

cosmicsuffering:

Portraits of Women with Vegetable Weapons by Tsuyoshi Ozawa

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@emmypupcake I refuse to let this languish in the tags

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dweebspace:

“You can’t be a lurker on tumblr.” Yes, you absolutely can. I’ve been quietly reblogging things since 2014 and I haven’t interacted with anyone in years.

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jay-wasstuff:

LA’s environmentalist lawyers pulling up to Universal:

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blueapplesiren:

Soulmates, but with the British meaning of “mate.” Two homies bound by a platonic string of fate.

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localwarlockunion:

localwarlockunion:

screenshot of a Wikipedia section titled "Male Cleavage". Below the title are a pair of images. The left image is of a white man with an open button-up shirt, there is a woman leaning on his shoulder. The right side image is of a bearded white man with a low v-cut blue striped shirt showing chest hair. The left image is labeled "Italy 1974" and the right "Germany 1980". Descriptive text below the image set reads, "In the 1970s, daring women and men of all ages left top buttons on shirts and blouses open to display pectoral muscles, cleavage and a firm body in a "groovy" style". A portion of the main paragraph is visible at the bottom of the screenshot reading, "Male cleavage (also known as "heavage"), a result of low necklines or unbuttoned shirts, has been a movie trend since the 1920s. Douglas Fairbanks" (the text is cut off at this point).ALT

please no one disturb me I am doing important research on wikipedia dot com today

a big collection of tag screenshots, all variously reacting to the word "heavage". Some examples are "#HIS HEAVAGE", "#HEAVAGE #im going to explode", "#heeby jeebage", "#heavage. my god", "#HEAVAGE????????", "#heavage is what got me". There are about a dozen more in this same vein.ALT

I see I’ve released a new word into the tumblr ecosystem, glad we’re all being totally normal about it <3

and I am sooo sorry, it is wikipedia dot org actually

official boob post

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everythingeverywhereallatonce:

everythingeverywhereallatonce:

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jesus fucking christ

“i wish i could do something 😔 / i wish the wga had a kickstarter or a gofundme, i would throw money at it” good news! it’s amazing how you can literally go onto the wga strike website or the wgawest linktree from their twitter and find links to support writers and other workers affected by the strike

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choopahcobbler:

i live in a fucking sitcom. I’m delivering packages to people in the building and a nice lady gave me some chocolate as a thank you for lifting all the heavy stuff. I’m like thanks yippee and eat it without hesitation and it tasted like burnt dirt. so i knock on her door and ask her where that candy was from and she said it was a 40mg edible. this was 15 mins ago

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treasuretown:

treasuretown:

I’m about to wii sports resort to violence

I’m about to have a wii fit

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vexwerewolf:

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Good morning to the trans man loudly slamming his girlfriend in the bunk above convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell, and ONLY the trans man loudly slamming his girlfriend in the bunk above convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell